i love liana doedrops ♡cockmaster ♡

officialunitedstates:

introverts:  sit quietly in corner reading good book and drinking tea

extroverts:  throw water balloons at old man, sing too loudly, eat all the jello

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clacl:

when i am famous this pic will be super popular

clacl:

when i am famous this pic will be super popular

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FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PERSONALITY
EPIC LIFE HACK *MUST READ!*

quagmath:

Sometimes i pick the grass from my neighbors yerd and put it in my own so i? the grass greener oh the other side? No anymore

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its not a bromance if u wouldnt suck his dick

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what rights are men lacking that theyre trying to get?? get out of friendzone free cards? high tech fedoras?

2dcc:

take me to a museum. kiss me on the steps. shove the Mona Lisa up my ass

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open rp

communistbakery:

amerlcanapparel:

[The year is 2050. The government of the United States of America has successfully resurrected Ronald Reagan and elected him as the permanent President of the United States for the rest of eternity. He is just about to give a speech concerning the war with the Russian Empire when suddenly a sharp pain strikes in his head.]

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Gah… I am feeling a sharp pain in my head. Who is to blame for this?

imageit’s my scar… voldemort is nearby

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twitch-the-tiny:

All bow to Her Highness the Bird Princess

twitch-the-tiny:

All bow to Her Highness the Bird Princess

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